It's been a week since I wrote on here?

I better keep on top of this journal, lest the masses fall victim to the assertion that I may, in fact, have a life!! I wanted to fit the word "Hark" in there, but I'm not having much luck, hehe. This was a challenging week. Monday is as Mondays always are. Tuesday ended earlier, but I felt like garbage and Val (now officially my boss... I think) took over the COA group for me. Those kids are soooooooo cute, but they soooooooooo didn't help my migraine! ;) Wednesday was hump day but I didn't get much action, HAAAAAHAHA! Ok, I know I am the only one laughing, but don't rain on my parade, dag nabbit!! Thursday was really cool. Group went very well at night and it was productive. Furthermore, Jean called me, which was a nice surprise. The voice didn't ring a bell at first, but then it sounded familiar. I can't believe it's been ten years. I feel that it may be similar to burying and then digging up a time capsule years later. Afterall, our memories of each other are static and can't possibly come close to explaining who were are now. On the other hand, we may have come to know the essence of the other individual and saw the beginning of the blossoming during those formative years. It's an interesting thought at any rate. Due to boredom, I now present:100 Little Known Facts About ME1. I know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.2. I was once asked to be in a music video while waiting for someone in Manhattan3. I once shared a bucket, yes BUCKET, of alcohol with 5 other people. 4. I once leaped out of a booth and did a conga line with a guy in Lederhosen.5. Facts #3 and #4 are related6. While in Germany, I stayed in some guys living room that I didn't know. It's ok though, the 3 people I went with didn't know him either and it all worked out smashingly! 7. Ronald McDonald scares me for many, many reasons8. I have been known to sit on the floor of a crowded McDonalds, cross my legs, and do my very loud, very obnoxious Yanni impression. 9. There is absolutely no relation between #7 and #8... although I would probably respect the guy if he could, or would, do anything as embarrassing!10. I am a leather whore. Notice I did not say a "whore IN leather" or a "leathered whore", but a "leather whore." 11. I am addicted to Sprite.12. I was supposed to be born on Groundhog Day, but I arrived fashionably late two days later. =)13. I broke my own arm when I was 2 years old by purposely escaping from my playpen. 14. I love the muppets.15. I currently have a picture in the semi-finals of the International Library of Photography contest. Grand Prize is $10,000!! Cross your fingers!!!!16. I used to be on the Sixflags Great Adventure promotional video that shows in the parks while you are waiting online. I have a HUGE Taz in my hands/in front of me and I did a little dance with him while in front of the main fountain. Look for me, it's fast!!17. I hate Alanis Morisette, Peter Gabriel, and Bob Saggat. I would kill them all if I did not find homicide morally reprehensible.18. I love kids but fear childbirth.19. I like the idea of owning a parrot that can talk. 20. I rock at badminton... so bring it on!!21. I am an assistant instructor in tae kwon do, although it has been a while since I have trained.22. I seem to be immune to Poison Ivy.23. I have studied Spanish, Italian, Sign Language, and I know some choice phrases in German and French. 24. I have been to two Papal Masses. One in New York City, one in Vatican City in La Piazza di San Pietro. 25. I lived in Rome for 4 months and i musei vaticani was my metro stop (the vatican museum stop). 26. No matter where I am, I am often sought out for information by complete strangers. 27. I was once told that I just look like I know things. Maybe this explains #26. 28. The best compliment I was ever given consisted of two words- "NICE BRAIN!!!" by my neurologist taking a gander at my MRI scan29. I once found an empty liquor bottle and a tampon applicator and NOTHING else of the roof of a university residence. The tar of the roof had gravel all over.. it couldn't have been comfortable, which only adds to the mystery...30. I used to have reeeeeeeeally curly hair and now it's nothin' but straight!31. People have thought that I was sober while I was completely drunk and have also thought I was bombed when I was completely sober!!32. I really want to be on CBS's THE AMAZING RACE!!33. I am only photogenic on roller coasters or when I'm a wee bit tipsy and am really cheesing for the camera =)34. I think opossums are terrible cute... if they all had no tails. 35. I feel bad killing cocroaches, ants, flies, mice, and even family members. 36. I have a very strong conscience, see #35.37. My middle name is Elizabeth and my Confirmation name is Theresa, the little flower. 38. I once worked a parking lot booth in Chesnut Hill/Philadelphia when I had no damn idea what I was doing. It was very amusing. The guy that was working at it was helping my friend with her car, so I lived it up in the booth. Trust me when I say that this was HIGHLY amusing, although I guess simply saying that does not do the situation justice. 39. My breasts were named while I was out socializing one night. My left is now affectionately known as "Liza" and my right as "Bette"... I had no say in this matter. 40. I want to learn how to play the drums.41. I once had a dream that came true- 100%42. I have met Sugar Ray and A Simple Plan. I put away Sugar Ray's drum kit and told the lead guy in A Simple Plan to tell his driver "THANK YOU!!" for not hitting my car. He was no more than 5 inches away from crushing my car to smithereens. 43. I once could sing. I swear. 44. When I was younger, I sat down at my grandmother's organ and played here comes the bride straight through. More than once. 45. I love writing and have a couple ideas for manuscripts in the works. 46. My favorite author is David Sederis. He writes in a comedic style that I often think in, sometimes act in. If I could be a Macy's elf, I would. No doubt. 47. I have a cat named Cupcake and I used to have a hamster named Marshmallow. So sue me, I like junk food. 48. I laughed for about 20 mins when, upon my return from Italy, I was promptly informed by my favorite ghetto fabulous Diva, Anne, that Puff Daddy was now known as P. Diddy. 49. I own the documentary "9/11" and watch it periodically when I feel like I'm taking things for granted. It focuses me like nothing else can. 50. The greatest discomfort I have ever endured was a result of 40 onion rings, plenty of time to digest them, and a loooooooooong car ride. Bad memories.51. My favorite character on The Simpsons is Groundskeeper Willie. 52. My future husband MUST have an unbelievable sense of humor.53. I have 12 stiches in my noggin.. 6 above my right eye, 6 in my chin. Basically I ran forehead first into a sharp wooden balister and passed out at 4th grade graduation practice, respectively. =/54. I've never claimed that I am not clumsy or overzealous in some of my pursuits. See #53.55. I'm pretty sure my best friend saved me from being eaten by this truly whacked out individual on the NYC subway going towards Brooklyn. 56. I'm surprised that I have come up with as many of these as I have. 57. I've only been to one Yankee game =(58. My aunt was missing for a while and was supposed to be in the business district the day the Twin Towers fell. She decided last minute to go to church...59. I still cannot believe 9/11 happened the way it did and I'm certainly still not "over" it.60. Some budding tv channel called "Joke TV" wanted me to entertain them on camera in Philadelphia. Joke TV? That's not even original!!61. Sunlight makes me sneeze and itch. 62. I used to play She-rah (sp?) with my father when I was younger and my mom and brother went to church. My father had a rolled up newspaper, I had a sword. I whupp'd him, but he's still a little upset about it, so don't mention it.63. Florescent light gives me pimples. Eww. 64. I once downed "suicidal" hot chicken wings at Down the Hatch without a drink. My throat still burned the next day. I don't even like chicken wings. 65. I do like chicken soup now, though. =)66. The only time I had a nice tan going was while I lived in the Mediterranean. In the US I'm right next to Albino. 67. I love watching people.68. I have seen a woman made comprised solely of soap and a 13 foot colon. My life is now complete. 69. My nicknames in college were: Turboslut, RAH!, Er ("air"), Boom Boom, and one more I recalled when I originally began writing this sentence but have since forgoten.. shoot!70. I've danced on tables to polka music while toasting my litre of beer to 4,000 random strangers.71. I once seriously entertained the thought of becoming a nun. 72. I dressed as a Troll for my aunt once and I got verbal abuse from adults and from some children that asked if I was a treasure troll and then poked me in the stomach. Little cretins!! 73. I still have anxiety provoking flashbacks of the incident listed above. ;)74. I was called "enigmatic" by the dean of my undergraduate university once. Needless to say, I wasn't sure how to take it!75. If I died tomorrow, I would want to go in a heroic fashion. 76. I loathe hating someone and am generally quick to forgive and slow to irritate. I can think of only one major exception.77. La Vita è Bella is my favorite movie. 78. There is absolutely nothing on this earth I would enjoy doing more than sitting and having a good conversation with a friend. Second would be laughing. 79. The only member of my family that I missed while I was in college was my kittery cat. =) 80. My favorite smells are coffee, donuts, and gas (petrol!!)81. I hate mornings and am a chronically late person. (that's well known, but hey, I'm running low here)82. "Peaches", the song by the Presidents of the United States of America is the song that is most likely to stick in my head. AAGH!83. I have begun a photo collection of prostitutes. I enjoy this hobby immensely. >=)84. My mind constantly ponders the inane. I've already figured out the meaning of life, so I have to keep busy somehow, right?85. I have a drunken talent of knowing exactly how many drinks each of my friends has had. 86. I am quite self confident about many things. However, I am also self-conscious about certain things. In many ways, I am a walking contradiction, the embodiment of a catch 22, if you will. 87. I haven't met a person I can't make laugh.88. I once electrocuted myself accidentally... whoopsie! 89. I have never laughed harder in my life than at a training in Albany in April when this guy next to me came up with a name for a female American Indian client- "Judy Arrowhead" Oh MAN!! HAH! I literally could not stop laughing. 90. The only candybar I can constantly remember the name of is the "Whatchamacallit"91. People routinely tell me that I should be either a comedian or a cop. 92. Nothing makes me madder faster than injustice.93. I've broken all the "pinky" bones in my body (there's 4 in case you are lost).94. My arms, I believe, are double jointed. Well, maybe I'm just deformed. Either way, my arms even out past 180 degrees. 95. I have a high tolerance for pain if someone else has inflicted it upon me. Shovel to the face? Shocking, but surprisingly, not painful.96. If I injure myself, the pain is excruciating.97. I once yelled the following in Wendy's parking lot, with my window down and a nice chap hopping into the car next to me: "Yes, OK! Fine! I HAD DIARRHEA!! ARE YOU SATISFIED?! I HAAAADDD DIARRHEEEAAAA!!!!" My bad. 98. I don't get sugar "highs" =( 99. I have a strange fetish for cowboy hats. 100. I once got searched 5 times in Leonardo da Vinci Airport while wearing one such hat. My carry-on had three items: my camera, my HUGE afro wig, and pottery. I'm not sure if the looks were better before they searched me or after, but I didn't pay for overweight luggage! hah!